Mom Son Jokes

Posted on May 17, 2012 at 7:02 pm by admin

Son:Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?His mom throws a stone at him.
Son:Hey mom I just askd 4 sumthin 2 eat
Mom:Hum eat ka jawab pathar se dete hai….

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vo galat hai. Main to bataunga

Posted on May 16, 2012 at 10:02 am by admin

Ek bacha
boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh
leta h.

Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna
main apke papa ko bata dunga.

Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle, …

Bacha kafi try karta h, pr wo height me
kam reh jata h,

Baccha pareshan ho kr

“Bhaad me gayi duniyadari” jo
kam galat he
… vo galat hai. Main to bataunga… !! :P :D

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Santa aur Taxi wala

Posted on May 11, 2012 at 1:47 pm by admin

Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan: 40rs
Santa: 2rs me chalega?
taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?
Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu

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