Pappu party mein gaya aur waha 8 butter naan khaye.

kuch der baad toilet me se awaz aayi

“Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

What do u call a cylinder of radius “z” units and height “a” units?
- Pizza!

Volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Hence Proved.

“DARDNAAK KAHANI”

Ladka Ladki ko chahta tha, magar wo ladki nahi jaanti thi!

Ek din ladke ne himmat ki aur ussey kaha,
“Tum mujhe acchi lagti ho.”
To ladki ko Gussa aaya aur usne ladke k naak pe mukka maar diya.
Ladke ki naak mei bohot dard hua,
aur iss tarah..

Ye
‘DARD’ ‘NAAK’ wali kahani khatam hui….

Son:Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?His mom throws a stone at him.
Son:Hey mom I just askd 4 sumthin 2 eat
Mom:Hum eat ka jawab pathar se dete hai….

Ek bacha
boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh
leta h.

Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna
main apke papa ko bata dunga.

Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle, …

Bacha kafi try karta h, pr wo height me
kam reh jata h,

Baccha pareshan ho kr

“Bhaad me gayi duniyadari” jo
kam galat he
… vo galat hai. Main to bataunga… !!

Santa: bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan: 40rs
Santa: 2rs me chalega?
taximan: 2rs me kaun jayega?
Santa: piche baith me leke jata hu

To all grls who die for”size
zero”&to all boys who want such a
girl as their Gf:
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“Real man”goes for gud heart..
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Haddiyon pe to kutte marte hain… !!

He told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop

Salesman:- sir, can you please try infront of me.

This is what Santa did

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

Salesman DIED !!:D

Coakroach’s last words to a
guy who’s about 2 kill him..
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“You are just jealous dat I
can make ur girlfriend scream
louder than u can

Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
..
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Boy: Tumhari maa nekuchh nahi kaha?
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..
Girl: Maa to bahut gussa hui or boli dobara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi…xP