ek ladki thi deewani si…..Mobile
lekar chalti thi…..Nazrain jhuka
ke……Sharma ke……Mobile mein
jaane kya dekha karti
thi!…..Kuchh karna tha shaayad
usko…..Par jaane kis se darti
thi…..Jab bhi milti thi
mujhse…..Yehi poochha karti
thi…..Yeh ON kaise hota hai,Yeh
ON kaise hota hai ….
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek Ladki aye thi. Wah! Kia Ladki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai? Any Guess? . . . . OK I’ll Tell You… MAAL Jaisa Bhi Ho. Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. 
Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Don’t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
Once Girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Girl : One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Girl : That boy was walking very slow .
1st Sardar : Abay !Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
2nd Sardar: Aey ! tm to khud doctor ho.
1st Sardar: Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai na
sardar:is mirror ki kia garantee hai????
shopkeeper: ap is ko 100th floor se niche girao yeh mirror 99th floor tak nai toote ga
sardar jee : wow pack it.
Sardarji : Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
“Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye.”
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!